Kansas City Adult Entertainment: Anthony Bourdain No Reservations: Meat Me in Kansas City
April 17th, 2012As Zamir eats chicken, Tony wanders the train tracks, drunk on bourbon. Soon, some strangers — Dan and Patrick from the Black Keys — pick him up offering more bourbon and adventures. Clearly they are insane killers, so to confuse them and deter them from the dismemberment they have planned, Tony lures them to a barbeque joint. They’ve come all the way from Akron (which, Tony reminds us is a breeding ground for serial killers). The Keys and Tony bond over horror stories of bad wonton soup as they wait for the food to arrive at the Wood Yard. Tony, still clearly scared about his impending massacre at the hands of these hipster rockers, wonders whether or not to fashion a weapon out of a chicken bone. In the end, Tony was left unharmed and the Black Keys head north to sell out Madison Square Garden.
After more barbeque at a roadhouse and some chatter about how gangsters and prostitution led to jazz, wh …








