Kansas City Strip Clubs: Caption contest | Peer into the future for a winner

Do you see what we see? It looks like … it’s coming into focus now … a winning caption!

Once you’ve written that potentially winning caption (remember, we like funny), send it to starfyi@gmail.com. Put “1/20 caption contest” in the subject line, and be sure to include your name, city and phone number.

Deadline for entries is 11:59 tonight.

The winning caption scores a $25 gift card. The winner and runners-up will appear here next Friday.

Last week’s winner

A whole lot of entries concerned pole dancing and strip clubs. We’re not sure what that says about our readership. As for the winner, that would be:

Olga discovers that you really cannot avoid touching winter with a 10-foot pole. (Jeanine Wilson, Raymore)

Runners-up

“You really want to hang on? Just stick your tongue to the pole! Go on … I double-dog dare you!” (Ed Mease, Leavenworth; others similar)

The latest round of strip club laws went too far. (Scott Beskow, Kansas City)

Come heck or high winds …

See the full article from “Kansas City Star”



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